So… I was cleaning my desk area just now, and came across something from when I worked in the service department of an Apple Specialist here in town. It was a note that was attached to an incoming computer. A completely serious note. I made a copy of it at the time, because it was so funny. Here it is, mildly censored.
CUSTOMER NEEDS AS MUCH DATA AS POSSIBLE – THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT – Files may be named “f**k” or cause the machine to say “c**k sucker” – SHE WANTS TO RETAIN THESE IF AT ALL POSSIBLE.
THIS IS NOT a joke. See April if you have any questions. This is VITAL to the customer.
I’m so glad I kept it. I got to laugh all over again.